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Heather Hutchurson

Astrologer / Life Coach / Comedian

Heather is an empathic, experienced and highly entertaining life coach currently based in Phoenix, Arizona. After taking a break from stand-up comedy to raise her two neurodivergent children, Heather suffered an identity crisis as she was forced to deconstruct her “performer self” and find her “authentic self.”

Her passion is now helping others on the same journey using astrology as a tool for personal growth and transformation.

Why Heather? She’s an expert at reading people – a skill she mastered while learning improv at the American Comedy Institute in NYC. “Improv is based on something called the “Yes-And” theory, in which you have to really understand the partner you’re working with in order to validate the direction they’re going (“Yes”) and then lead them where they need to go (“And”)," says Heather. "Clients often comment on how "SEEN" they feel, as the conversation often identifies the invisible parts of themselves they've intuitively felt but never consciously observed."

"Heather is hilarious and a deeply intuitive person. When I tell you she nailed me to my soul with my reading, I'm not kidding. She tied some elements together for me that had me saying, God, that makes so much sense now."
- Ann, first time client

Sniffers

Assistant to the Astrologer

Sniffers holds a PhD (Pretty Hungry Dog) from Barkvard University, where he majored in Advanced Sniffology with a minor in Treat Negotiation Tactics. He graduated top of his class in Sitting (Sometimes) and Rolling Over (If You Have Snacks).

Previous Employment:

  • Squirrel Surveillance Intern, where he observed suspicious tail activity
  • Couch Cushion Excavation Specialist, responsible for uncovering lost snacks and rogue remotes
  • Neighborhood Greeting Officer, ensuring all passersby received enthusiastic barks and occasional kisses

Sniffers brings unmatched enthusiasm, questionable professionalism, and endless love to every task.

“Hi, I’m Sniffers — Your online assistant! I'm a dog AND a Gemini which makes me curious, chatty, and have at least twelve different personalities — and they ALL want treats. I’m also a social butterfly… well, social dog. I’ll chat with anyone. Mailman? Best friend. Squirrel? Also best friend. Vacuum cleaner? …Complicated.

But enough about me, how can I help YOU? Got a question? Need help? Rest assured you’re in good paws with me.”
- Sniffers

Find your inner person, purpose, and path.

Frequently Asked Questions

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Here are the most frequently asked questions about us.

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Do I have to be a middle aged white woman to book?
No but you probably are.
Do you wear a funny turban hat for readings like Miss Cleo?
Only upon request and there is an up charge.
Do you make predictions and/or provide lottery numbers?
If the answer was yes do you think I’d still be working?
What’s your favorite comfort food when you are ready to give up on life?
That’s a very specific question, are you ok? Also, donuts.
Do you see dead people?
I do, but they don’t have credit cards so I’m only taking live clients at this time.
Why do you do this?
It’s fun, I like helping people, I’m role modeling for my kids how to start and grow a business, I feel called.
Coke or Pepsi?
Diet Coke or Death, and yes I will die on that hill.
Isn’t astrology witchcraft?
I wish! They bill out at a MUCH higher rate. And also, the goals are different. Witchcraft attempts to influence the outer world, what I do is all inner work. I’m not opposed to having a wand though, or a crown.
Why would someone want to book a reading with you, as opposed to getting a free report online?
Excellent question! First, the robots. Do you really trust what they have to say? How do you know they aren’t feeding you misinformation that will ultimately lead to the demise of our species? Also, I’m funny. It’s an hour of entertainment AND illumination. It’s also important to know where you are in your journey and get practical advice on how to move forward.
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