Cyber Monday BOGO

2 Birth Chart Readings

$ 100.00 USD

You were born with a purpose and it wasn’t to make everyone else happy. It was to make yourself happy with who you are and live your life in alignment with your purpose.

But first you need to know WHO you are and WHY you are here. Where are you on that journey? Do you need help?

Book a birth chart reading with me, and in 60 minutes we can get you going in the right direction.

You were born exactly who you need to be to do what you came here to do!! Let’s find out what that is together.

(If you would like to book an astrology reading with Heather, but you don’t know your birth date or time, you can still book a session and she’ll help you figure it out).

For the BOGO Cyber Monday Deal:

TWO 60-minute birth chart readings for the price of one
Can be used by 2 different people
Gift certificate included for easy gifting

One bundle per customer. Cannot be combined with other offers.

Frequently Asked Questions

Here are the most frequently asked questions about us.

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Do I have to be a middle aged white woman to book?

No but you probably are.

Do you wear a funny turban hat for readings like Miss Cleo?

Only upon request and there is an up charge.

Do you make predictions and/or provide lottery numbers?

If the answer was yes do you think I’d still be working?

What’s your favorite comfort food when you are ready to give up on life?

That’s a very specific question, are you ok? Also, donuts.

Do you see dead people?

I do, but they don’t have credit cards so I’m only taking live clients at this time.

Why do you do this?

It’s fun, I like helping people, I’m role modeling for my kids how to start and grow a business, I feel called.

Coke or Pepsi?

Diet Coke or Death, and yes I will die on that hill.

Isn’t astrology witchcraft?

I wish! They bill out at a MUCH higher rate. And also, the goals are different. Witchcraft attempts to influence the outer world, what I do is all inner work. I’m not opposed to having a wand though, or a crown.

Why would someone want to book a reading with you, as opposed to getting a free report online?

Excellent question! First, the robots. Do you really trust what they have to say? How do you know they aren’t feeding you misinformation that will ultimately lead to the demise of our species? Also, I’m funny. It’s an hour of entertainment AND illumination. It’s also important to know where you are in your journey and get practical advice on how to move forward.

Cyber Monday BOGO

2 Birth Chart Readings

Find your inner person, purpose, and path.

Frequently Asked Questions

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